May 2011
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
SWAG HAHAHA
The Church of the Poor
“The National Statistical Coordination Board estimates that there are about four million families living in poverty and each needs P7,017.00 monthly to stay out of poverty. Instantly, the Catholic church is in a very good position to remove about 2.5 million families from poverty!” - Elizabeth Angsioco
“I see men assassinated around me every day. I walk through rooms of the dead, streets of the dead, cities of the dead; men without eyes, men without voices; men with manufactured feelings and standard reactions; men with newspaper brains, television souls and high school ideas.”
—Charles Bukowski (via human-voices)
TL;DR but the gist is too lol-able not to reblog. tsk tsk tsk tsk. BUTTHURT VS NAGMAMAGALING. ROFL. →
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BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY, PLEASE! :|
To say “Mag singing lessons sana yung XLR8” You don’t know what you’re saying
Ma’am:| FYI they trained under VIVA for 2 years. It’s like sinasabi mong, “epal lang XLR8, dapat si Elmo na lang ang kumanta.” Yes dapat…Ayoko rin sa XLR8 pero I’m calling foul on this. :\
Sana hindi nagt-tweet against fake kpop group yung artista sa fake Korean drama (LOL, Koreana, really?) lalo na kung kailangan niya rin ng acting lessons.
Loved that last comment. LOL.
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Face the Facts, Pass the RH Bill: This was relayed by a friend of mine on facebook. →
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here’s this one case during my internship at a government hospital.
It was the wee hours. As I was entering the delivery room, I heard the OB yelling angrily at the patient who was shouting and cursing due to labor pains. So I asked the doctor why yell at the patient. The doctor looked at me smiling. Then asked the patient, in a loud voice so as to overcome the voice of the patient.
Doctor: “Mrs. ilan na po anak nyo?”
Patient:”Labing tatlo po!”
Doctor: “Ano po ang trabaho ni mister?”
Patient: “WALA po!”
Doctor: “Asan po yung panganay nyo?”
Patient: “Nakakulong po!”
Doctor: “E…Yung Pangalawa nyo po?”
Patient: “Hindi ko po alam.”
Doctor: “E..yung pangatlo po asan po?”
Patient:”Nakakulong din po ata.. Hindi ko po alam e..”
Doctor: “yung pangapat po?”
Patient: “Nawawala po..”
Doctor: “E yung panglima?”
Patient: “yun po ang nagaalaga nung iba.. kasi maliliit pa..”
So the doctor looked at me and said now you know why…
